Excerpt from a dinner conversation*
My brother had a basketball game Tuesday night and got a "T" (technical foul)
Me: So how'd you get the T?
Thomas: I yelled at the ref.
Dad: You cursed at the ref.
Mom: He better not have cursed at the ref.
Dad: He cursed at the ref.
Thomas: I didn't curse at the ref.
Me: So what did you do?
Thomas: I told him I was going to eat his baby.
* This is really old. But too funny not to share.