"I hate this life bullshit and all of its games. Who wins? Just tell me who wins. I just want to know what the end result is.""No you don't. You'd miss out on all the fun. Think about how boring it would be to just hear the final score for the Super Bowl and not actually watch it.""Yeah...""You'd miss all the fun of the game!""... and the commercials.""Exactly. And even though there are time-outs and bad calls, it's still fun and totally worth it.""Oh my God, Lauren, you're going to make me cry. That's, like, the best metaphor ever."